Carolina isn’t very good at Potions. Snape would be thoroughly unimpressed.
But who cares about Carolina? Our heir is having a birthday!
In fact, we care about Carolina so little we don’t even wait for her to render properly before we take pictures of Samantha’s birthday!
Carolina: Birth is a curse and existence is a prison.
Cool it, existential crisis.
She finally rendered as Samantha tried to touch the candles.
Samantha: ooh, pretty!
Oh goodness. Good thing you’re not a pyromaniac…
Samantha: How do you know I’m not??
She ate cake alone at her own party, poor dear.
Heavy sleeper | Hydrophobic | Night owl
Franky: MMmm, my almost-ex-girlfriend is really hot. I should hit her up again….
Franky, your wife is over there!
Franky: Hmmm? Wife? Oh! yeah… wife…
Something tells me she’s a little bit preoccupied with another lover. Just a hunch.
Samantha: If there’s any monsters under here, I’ll have you know I can bite your face off, okay??
Samantha: *screeches and bolts*
That is… terrifying
Nick Alto: WHY I NEVER! *faints*
Despite the fainting incidents, all agreed it was a fantastic party.
In other news… Franky’s LTW changed. I kept forgetting about the Mixology one so I changed it.
UGH WHY DO YOU SUUUUUCK POLICE OFFICER?!
These costumes are super cute okay?
Samantha went to the spring festival in the rain to get some prize tickets.
She also got some eggs after the rain cleared.
okay it was a different day but it flows better this way okay
She also ran into someone we’ve met before…
Monika: OH MY GOD, SAMANTHA?
Samantha: Um who are you lady?
Monika: I’m your mom, dude!
Samantha: Oh. that’s cool I guess.
Monika: Rock on, chick. I’ll cathcha on the flip side, stay cool brah. I’m such a cool mom
Samantha: WTF She’s so weird.
Every night, Franky must ensure that his mask is situated properly. Can’t let anyone know his identity
even though he’s like one of 4 werewolves in town nobody will guess right?
He’s bought the girls a treehouse, too. It’s cute but Samantha likes to sleep out here too much for my liking.
Claire: IF YOU DON’T WANT THE FASHION POLICE TO CATCH YOU YOU’D BETTER RUN FASTERRRRR!
I think they would’ve caught him by now if they existed, sister.
At least he matches.
Samantha: Mommy! I made you a gift for mother’s day!
Monika: Eurgh, macaroni art?! Couldn’t you have gotten me something that isn’t terrible?
Samantha: I made it special…
Monika: Yeah, right. *scoffs*
Samantha: TAG MOM! You’re it!
Monika: *groans* UGH I WAS IT LIKE A MINUTE AGO I’M TOO TIRED FOR THIS I’M GOING HOME!
Tristan Sekemoto, who has been at this house for 3 days now without leaving: This place is my Hotel California.
Carolina: Oh! I get it! Because you can never leave!
Tristan Sekemoto: Please help me. I miss my family.
Carolina: Nah, you can just stay here forever.
Tristan Sekemoto: D:
(I eventually did make him go home with Nraas. Creepy fucking kid.)
Franky: My my, Samantha, look how big you’ve gotten!
Carolina: I swear to Sky Voice I will claw your face off if you patronize me again, Father.
A/N: So Monika is literally the most deadbeat mom ever. I mean, I literally snatched her baby right after she was born (ironically I’m literally a social worker IRL [not in CPS tho]) so she’s never even met Samantha, who was starting to roll wants to “get attention from mom.” Luckily she was in the park that one night. But I was so amused when she refused Samantha’s gift. What a bitch, lmao!